>Women's Health Announcement:

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(Thanks to my MIL!) :)

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions,

ask your doctor or  pharmacist about 

Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident 

about yourself and your actions. 

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you ready and willing

to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with 

a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent 

you from living the life you want to live. 

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never

knew you had. 

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or  

nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn ' t mind 

nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration

Loss of motor control

Loss of clothing

Loss of money

Table dancing

Headache

Dehydration

Dry mouth

And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are  

whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your  

friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can 

sing.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can  

logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

After careful research one has learned that red wine and champagne may 

be interchangeable with the product - Margarita. 

Please pass this on  

to your wives and girlfriend s. Don' t let that inner shyness and low 

self esteem go untreated. 

Try Margarita, little salt and lime