>it's only funny until someone gets hurt

>Have you ever been to a comedy show? I don't mean Comedy Works, I mean a string of amateur comedians competing for free beer at a hole in the wall dive bar. The host is an asshole and your table is bulls eyed because you mistakenly sit in the front row (I know, there were no other tables with enough chairs. I understand...). You also mistakenly announce that you're still a "newlywed", a lovely six months going strong, only to have the audience and asshole host use that as live bait to strip away any ego you might have had at the time.

Without mistake, you steal a shot off the tray that said asshole host is sloshing in front of your face. Down it, and repeat. Before you know it, your husband is not only the "silly newlywed in the front row with the hot wife" but is also tagged the "sound nerd" because well, he knows a thing or 10 about sound and the mic needed serious adjustments, without any thanks, of course. Even after four beers, hubs still feels the stings of the continuing jabs and hooks in the kidney from not only the asshole host, but the other comedians. You, lovely hot wife, see that hubs is not a happy camper and decides to jab and hook at the schnoz on the dude up there. Yes, you tell him, with choice words of course, that his nose is large. neeneer-neeneer. Wife. So. Totally. Rocks. Redeemed the crowd and asshole host and hubs is forever thankful.

This is all hypothetical, of course. So I was just wondering if you have a funny story. Knock my socks off.